When you think of the holidays, some think of family, of Santa Claus, or even like to praise baby Jesus and leave him out in the cold for our sick amusement. But if the idea of having yet another Thomas Kinkade cottage print forced upon your visual field, then Spider Goat might just be for you!
Spider Goat is the bastard-child of a goat and a spider. This is very true and factual. As true as Santa and Jesus. Spider Goat spends the year cocooned up in his velvety egg sack that he weaved the year before with the help of children's tears. Upon the hearing of holiday music and cheer, Spider Goat comes out of his sack and devours every Christmas tree in sight. Sure, some children will cry, but those tears help Spider Goat cocoon to be stronger the next year!
Designed to keep anyone hydrated in ample style, this custom stainless steel water bottle is as robust as it is practical, both for your beliefs and for your drink. Made with 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, it delivers long-lasting looks and stays like new for years on end. Each bottle is 20oz in size and features a wide neck for effortless sipping.
.: One size: 20oz (0.59 l)
.: Material: 18/8 Food grade stainless steel
.: Features a wide neck
.: Black cap