When you think of the holidays, some think of family, of Santa Claus, or even like to praise baby Jesus and leave him out in the cold for our sick amusement. But if the idea of having yet another Thomas Kinkade cottage print forced upon your visual field makes you want to scoop your eyeballs out with a wooden spoon, then Spider Goat might just be for you!
Spider Goat is the bastard-child of a goat and a spider. This is very true and factual. As true as Santa and Jesus. Spider Goat spends the year cocooned up in his velvety egg sac that he wove the year before using long forgotten dark rituals and children's tears. Upon hearing the first eerie strains of holiday music and cheer, Spider Goat bursts violently forth from his sac and devours every Christmas tree in sight. Sure, some children will cry, but those tears will serve to facilitate the next cycle of the festive eldritch horror. Iä! Spider Goat fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
.: 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra light fabric (3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²))
.: Modern fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs smaller than usual